How many people can you fit in to a standard Red telephone box?

Question

How many people can you fit in to a standard Red telephone box?

Answer

Although the world record is indeed last April the quotReally Fat Bs Club UKquot as part of their nationwide piescoffing tour decided to see how many gutbuckets you could stuff into one. It was rather unfortunate that first in was quotFive arsesquot Jack Buckley and in retrospect the aid of the hydraulic rams to push him in there was not a particularly fine idea. When the Fire Brigade turned up it took twentythree minutes for the crew to stop laughing and it may have been longer had not Jack just broken the world beetrootscarfing record by a wide margin and consequently was suffering from gastric distress. The resulting anal eruption is thought to have been heard two towns away and the door of the telephone box was eventually found on the roof of the local CoOp. Noone ever discovered the fate of the boxs roof, but shortly afterwards a mysterious hole in the ozone layer directly above the blast site was reported. The partial destruction of the telephone box turned out to be beneficial in freeing Jack as the Fire Brigade were able five hours later once it was certain all the gas had dissipated to use oxyacetylene cutters to cut away one of the walls, however one fireman was lightly bruised in the ensuing avalanche as Jacks spare tyre fell on him.brBoth fireman and Jack were none the worse for their ordeal and BT is now investigating the possibility of telephone boxes sixteen feet square just in case Jack ever has to use one for real.